you hate that subject.Sitting through an hour of lecture is going to be a pain.well you could have bunked but its too late to escape now. here are some suggestions to spend a boring lecture hour happily.BTW applicable for last benchers like me .If you are a first bencher then you wont be rerading my blog ,you will be busy googling something stupid like effects of recession on the economy or thinking about story ideas for the journL
10.play tic-tac -toe/word building wit the person sitting next to you
9.make sure the lecturer catches you yawning and observe the reaction on his/her face(depends on the lecturer ,if he/she is strict then you must be brave enough to face the consequences)
8.write "sri rama jayam" 108 times and start praying that you pass this paper
7.write a poem
6.go to sleep and dream
5.feel sad for the person sitting next to you who is making notes Nd studying and cry bitterly
4.send telepathic signals to your best friend sitting in next class or look out of the window and hope you spot an UFO or alien
(beware at times its difficult to differentiate between the ones sitting next to you from the ones from outer space,but you can master this skill wit a little bit of practice)
3.pretend you are suffering from a stomach ache/head ache/brain tumor/blood cancer .Pretend you are possessed by your grand uncles ghost.
2.make a list of all the mistakes you commit ed in your life and mail the copy to your mom/dad.girl friend/boy friend/pet dog.
1.decide to listen to the class for a change and then change your decision
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yaay am d first one to comment!!
STOP TALKING LIKE ME.WAT DO YOU WAN TO SAY???
omg! i cant believe this
plz delete it plz
i love susan james
i love kalpana too
love u too!!
:))))))))))
rockin post:)
errr........... ????
but more than all of you i love my granny ;)
closely followed by sammy
know what ? i'd luv to kill with my own hands ....
bwahahaahaha!! tomo s headlines!!!:P:P:P:P
how much more vetti can college life get??plz reply
kalps im not scared .btw if you want to kill me so badly go ahead .im sitting rite next to you vetti dog!!!!!!!
just so that the rest of u all know .. swathi , susan and myself are sitting right next to each other , inside rcc ,and playing who comments the most in swathi's pathetic blog !!! ...
yea rite!! ur nt scared!! fake!! fake!! jus a min bak u made me delete a comment!! coward:P:P
i know it cant actually.im missing pree nad sammy.
btw now i learnt to delete comments re.its fun.thanks kalps for breaking the news.
mary had a little lamb ... little lamb .... mary had a little lamb ... with flees as white as snow .................. :D
oho!!! yea swats i def understand dose peelings of ya poor heart longin 4 ya beshtest mates!! sam n PREE:)))))))
EVERYWERE TAT MARY WENT
MARY WENT
EVERY WERE TAT MARY WENT
..................
...............
BLAH BLAH BLAH :)))))
am HUNGRYYYY ............... X-(
COWARD!!! STOP DELETIN COMMENTS I SAY!! :@@@@@@@
yup probably u need 2!!ur d 1 killin tym n draggin us in2 d same pit!! ask ur besht buddy 2 train u!!
SWATHI U STINK !!!!!! ..... dont u have the habit of bathing everyday ????
it followed her to scl one day scl one day scl one day
it followed her to scl one day which was against the rules
it made the children
laugh and play(3 times)
to see a lamb at scl
paavi you still haven't gotten over that l k g b section play uh???
nope swats!!
maaaaaaaaaaaam u luk lyk a princhesssssss (blush blush)
bwahahahahaha
i am that mam .... i am the saaaameeeeeeeeee peice :D
look who's talking.
@kalps coming to the canteen?i have ten bucks.we can get juice
@choowat lunch????????
tandoori chicken
chicken 65
fried rice
thayir sadam
sambar sadam
rasam sadam
vada
pongal
dosa
idly
.........
...........
ur order pls:P:P:P
wogaysssss i will treat u guys at d canteen:))))
@kalps
thats not ma'am thats kalpana teacher.
@ choo
thanks for accepting the truth.cant you see im not blushing.
btw kalp you look like a princess from some remote tribal community in africa
i dont care as long as u're takin me to the canteen n getting me something to eat .... :D
oho! i c uve tried damagin brush!! :P:P
hmm not a success!!
expectin better improvement next tym!!
omg cant belive this.
@kalps
hey i have ten bucks re buy wat ever you want from the canteen
@choo
im vegetarian panni
i want masala dosi
why do you think sammy's absent today????
if at al v get kicked outta here!! swats ur responsible!! so cald sangam leader:P
wogaysssssssss masala dosai s der at d canteen!! treat urself!!:)))));)
guys am bugged .... lets leave ....!!!
lets leave b4 someone steals our slippers outside
sammy s absent 2day coz
coz
coz
coz
coz
coz
coz
stil thinkin!!:P:P:P
lol! no probs! v ll walk bare foot !! simple!! :P:P
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
guys v rock!!
half century in half n hour!!
woooooohoooooooooooooooooooo!!
i think scott would have swallowed her house keys and she is staying at her uncle's place now
or she wuld have gone to attend P^3 funeral.i heard he died of a cardiac arrest when he knew choo has started going out wit the juice guy in canteen.
swats longue comment under construction!!:P:P
am waitin swats!!lol
choo you want to go????????
en malar paadhangal mannil padhivadha ..... NO .... NEVERRRR !!! ( sivaji ganeshan pose!! ) :D
puking
puking
puking
puking
puking
puking
so hav 2 wait 4 comments 4rm choo!!
tamil puriyala kalps!! translate!!:P:P
@swats- yup i wanna go to US! takin me??:P
choo did u understand that ?
cum guys lets goooooOO!
byeeeeeeeeeee kalps
byeeeeeeeeeee swats!!
k bye gtg for now
see ... the guy's kicking us out now .... dhukkam !!!!! ( aagain ... sivaji pose ... )
lets go lunch in d canteen! swats is treatin!!
@choo btw choo kalps dint know who p^3 was all this while
@kalps
paavi you never knew who P^3 was? which world were you in????you have let me down
ha ha ha ha ha back with a bang SWATS - so cool had a good laugh - my secretary looking at me weird as I am still grinning at the screen guess she thinks I am watching a porn :P
*RED POLKA DOTTED UNDRAWER SPEAKS*
who is this???
and seems like your comments area become a girlie gossip spot :P ... can know so many things about your gang - good going... and wats up with the preparation for 2:1? email me rather than postin it here as a comment...or catch u in chat sooner..its been years since we had a pulling each others legs session...
"red polka dotted undrawer" [rpdu] is none other than miss.swathi paul!
der s a big story behind d evolution of dis name!:P
ask her! ul end up in roars of laughter!!
swats if u r shameless enough tel d "inside story" of ur "rpdu"!! lol
@swats- am jus laughin ma head off readin al r comments! hw vetti v were! lol! hats off 2 d one who has d patience 2 read r 64 vetti bak 2 bak comments!! lol
do a post on hw 2 waste tym lik dis:P
anywys d SANGAM rocks! :P
@lancelot
Thats wat my gang menbers call me fondly.its a long story ill tell you when we chat .actually now in super busy wit some assignments and all.hoping to catch up wit you in msgr
@choo
choo remember "the one"is close to some one very close to you.so plzz be nice.i love the sangam re.btw we were not vetti.we were relaxing;)
//Blogger Susan said...
"red polka dotted undrawer" [rpdu] is none other than miss.swathi paul!
der s a big story behind d evolution of dis name!:P
ask her! ul end up in roars of laughter!!
swats if u r shameless enough tel d "inside story" of ur "rpdu"!! lol
@swats- am jus laughin ma head off readin al r comments! hw vetti v were! lol! hats off 2 d one who has d patience 2 read r 64 vetti bak 2 bak comments!! lol
do a post on hw 2 waste tym lik dis:P
anywys d SANGAM rocks! :P//
Ms Susu..I presume u r Edy anna's sista :P better be careful with your words and be nice to me and be in m side to torment Swats :P U know wat I mean :P
ha ha ah swats awesome timing...both almost the same comment :P
omg ppl! wen i said "d one" i dint mean anyone in particular! i jus meant anyone in general 4 tat matter who wil do so!! who thot ul luk at it d othr way round! lol
@swats- "im super busy wit some assignments" ????/????? wt does dis statement of urs mean???? thot super busy was no were in ur dictionary!! lol!! wil accept dis if d journal s a success!! lol
swats lets continue r gossip:P:P
latest update:::
y dint kalpu cum 2 col 2day?? lol
n guess wt! dis entire week der wasn ful attendance in d sangam:(lol
mon- u bunked
tues- me
wed- sam
thurs- sam n kalpu
fri- hol!!
lol!
@lancelot
thanks for threatning my best friend.actually susan and me are joining hANDS AND ARE GOING TO KALAICHI5 you.its a warning
@choo
i know re this week was bad.i think kalps brush would have caught fire or maybe she has gone back to her tribal village in africa.
BTW i was busy re.i told you the entire story.wat you do is not important .how many people get into shit b'cos of wat you do is important;)choo dont spare the VAKIL re .start damaging.
SWATS
Naa antha CHO RAMASWAMYkae bayapadamaaten..intha ponu chumma CHOO CHOO MAARI thaanae :P
@choo
hey wat do you think sam would have menat when she said"hey im totally drained out" re after all that free food???????
@lancelot
she i9s a nice girl you think she will waste her precious time trying to kalaichi5 you??????
swats probably eash wud hav set kalpu s brush on fire! lol! n dog u r! 4rm no were pull ma name in, n he ended up damagin me! y swats?? lol!
Swats now trying to save her eh?? playing for both sides...eh?? Choo u have the option- u want to join
Raman (Me) or Ravanan (She)
MGR (Me) or NAMBIYAR (She)
KOUNDAMANI (ME) or SENTHIL (SHE)
yes swats very true!! neva take risk in kalaichifyin a vakil ya! u may nt knw d consequences! lol! 17yrs of experience 4rm a lawyer family! lol!
@ lancelot - lol! i choose neutrality:P:P
@swats-wt sam meant by bein drained out completely is a censored topic re! don damage hr in public forum! lol!
@ choo
i tot you were basic (in terms intelligence )
@choo
i was talking about the stress and all that the poor girl has been through this sem.pervert .che i never tot you were this bad
bwahahaaha!! tats d influence tat uve had on me since d last 8 months!! lol!!
n btw who ever thot dat swats wud talk bout sumthn serious!! lol!! weird!
check Mr X's profile .can you belive this.the girl who actually told"i hate relationships"is sending such scraps.but i already knew somthing was going on between them.i just needed more solid proof.
this is so exciting.wait till they go public about this entire thing and then all of us will be like"we already know"
lol! chekd re! dis is funny! i dint knw bout dat hating relationship bit! did she say tat! yep! solid proof it is!! gud investigation! lol! s whole thing is sooooo funny swats!! neva 2 believe ny one in dis world re!!lol
hey wts d first stuff tat u found fishy bout tat?? :P:P
@choo
k bye re gtg.im sleepy.btw i did not write the test today.form this week onwards ma'am told absentees will not be allowed to take a re test.the test was soooooooo simple re.it did not have even one passe compose question
vetti dog u r!! keepin a track on d gossips arnd!! lol!! gud job! go ahead n keep me updated!! lol!!
lol! okie swats me too goin! tc! bbye! gn!!
shit! i cant stop now.the irst thing was something the girl had written and given Mr X which he had kept safely in his rough note.one day accidtnly another person(not me) found tat out.but it was not proof enough
i think i told you about it
dont go wait!!!!!!!!!!illl die if i kept this to myself .
sorry swats went offline tat tym! logged in agn 4 d journal work!lol yep i nw rem d first stuff! gawd! gud memory ya 2 rem al dis shitty stuf! lol! d entire issue s so funny! dey behave lyk total innocents!! n luk wt dey r up2! lol! kd's!!
v r getn 2 knw al silly stufs bout r clas day by day! n source: miss swathi paul! :P
keep rockin!!
Were u the one who spoke in kalaignar news for the organ-donate campaign held at ur college??
@karthik
no i was not the one ya.
@choo
how can i forget that re?????
when i saw that 96 comments
my eyes were popping out then & i was feeling so jealous that so many ppl read ur blog
but now all i feel is
hahaha
wat was this???
anyways
it was so good
i wanna follow ur blog so plz add that application to ur blog
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