Saturday, April 18, 2009

DEAR Mr.DESPERATE

From,
Ms.Single Woman,
Most parts of the world
18th,April 2009
To,
the desperate loser,
"life sucks"land
Respected sir,
Sub: even an mentally retarded orangutan will not be interested in dating you.
"I'm single "definitely doesn't mean I'm ready to mingle.i know you find me cute just the way you found my best friend/my maid servant / female chimp in the zoo cute,actually i don't care.mushy SM S's don't make me think you are understanding.it makes me feel you are jobless nd stupid.please don't call up at ten in the night nd tell me you were thinking about me,b'cos at this rate if there is one person in this whole wide you need to think of that should be yourself.
What makes you think i care about your how your ex girl friend dumped you? I'm really happy for her that she did.Attending your call or replying to your MSG doesn't really mean ,you are the only thing i keep thinking of.I'm being polite.I hate it when you give me gifts or pay for me.Its just not comfortable .If you cant be my friend at least stop being a pain in the wrong place.
I know it living life alone is horrible,but b4 you try to impress a girl nd bring her into your life please start feeling comfortable about who you are.I cant love anyone who thinks he loves me more than I do.i need someone real who is sensible nd understands.some one who is warm not not some wannabe who tries to be hot when he is not.
Some one independent ,who is free from scars of the past nd insecurities of the future.i don't need a problem solving/comfort providing machine .i can handle my life better than any other person can,if i need advice ill ask.
So please stop hitting on me .It good for both of us.
Thanking you,
Single woman
P.S:all the best

11 comments:

Susan said...

too gud 4 words swatz:)))
a wel disguised post :)))

AmOrTeNTiA said...

"Some one independent ,who is free from scars of the past and insecurities of the future"
phew if only guys could fit into tat criteria!!
amazing post.. i totally agree to every line written!! i hope the stupid guy who is hitting on you read this! lol..

vAnDaNa sLaThIa said...

wow,,,,,,,,

its just amazing


free flowing thoughts!!!!!!!1

sidharth said...

oooo...whoz grumpy?? :P

swathi paul(dew drop) said...

@susan
yeah i know hope it reaches the target audience
@shriya
Shriya forget a guy ,i myself cant fit into that category,optimism is a rare virtue.wish i were more optimistic.
@vandana
thanks for the compliments

swathi paul(dew drop) said...

@sid
i think i told you about it

MINATOR said...

I pity the fool...
Who tried to hit on you... he he

Karthick Krishna said...

asusual, very powerful...
im gonna send it as a forward to all... keep up the gud work..

Karthik said...

Idhu poi sera vendiya idarthikku poi sernduvithada??

PS: happy Birthday!! A post for you!!

http://nxgmobz.blogspot.com/2009/04/enter-yetcha-dragon.html


Unna romba paraati eludiruppen ninaikaada!!

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