Friday, May 29, 2009

TEN BEST INSULTS OF THE YEAR

You can love me ,you can hate me,but you just cant ignore me or my blog. I think the title says it all.all events described below are purely fictious.its not at all about me.these are things which i told my friends.but i dint want to hurt their feelings .and this is my blog not theirs .so im writing it as though these horrible things were told to me by ppl.so read on:

#10"I've never seen you wit a book.when do you study?how did you pass your boards???you never used a note book this sem. why are your parents wasting money sendind you to college???????"

Susan had to remind me about my acedemic excellence on D70 the other day

@susan

"Po di chips,peter gal,You think you invented uranium or topped the state in+2???????You try talking like that about my super-duper detective brain again nd im throwing you out of the bus.btw i run faster than you and i dont have pimples.Plz stop noticing me and wat i do.try listening to the lectures for a change"

#9"Did you close your eyes and pick that dress out of your cupboard?you have mixed two things which dont match.Plz dont wear such clothes and come out in public"



My college senior had make this comment ,one morning . plz note that both of us were late that day ,but still she had so say something like that..

@all the ppl who comment about my dressing

"i dont care and i dont intend to change"

#8"you got 89%in +2 ,thats like 60%in CBSE,that too from D.A.V"

Sid is arrogant and obnoxious.Anyone needs more proof????????????

@sid

"ppl plz dont forget that teary speech which sid made during farewell nd sid also told me he tried to potty train his birds since he was unable to find a cage wit an attached toilet .sid loves birds cos he is bird brained.sorry sid had to go public on the entire potty training thing;)"

#7"i was suffering from food poisoining for two days after i ate your cake"

muthu's feedback on my mothers day cake.

@muthu

"im your best firend re.i know how much you secretly admire me nd all.but plz plz plz msg me your feed back next time instead of announcing it in front of our gang.you know how sagar hates it when ppl talk like that to his sisiter ella.so plz dont hurt sagar's feeling re"

#6"i want you to write two pages of ahnd writing every day"

Im the first student in the history of D.A.V to have practicsed handwriting six months b4 my boards.so i made my cousin who is weak in hindi write two pages each day and showed it to ma'am and got appreciated.btw 95% in hindi paper two.

#5"swathi you are an exception so plz shut up"

english/journo class amithash or adithya mention this atleast once on the days they are present.

@amitash and adithya

"NO i cant .i have all the right to say watever i want ."

#4"pichakarri"

sindhuja is a fifth std kid and this is how she address me.thats why on parents teachers meeting i told her granny about her and made her apologise to me in front of the entire school.

@sindhuja

"chinna ponnu ,po po polaichu po"

#3"nee yen ponna nu sandhegama irruku"

my mom says this atleast twice each day

@mom

"yennakum adhe sandhegam than.ma plz dont tell me im adopted.plz plz plz 'cos thats wat susan and adhi say"

#2"you bull shit,i bull shit come lets bull shit together"

i told this to the sangam on the first day of college

@myself

"edhuku peru than sonda selavale suniyam vaikarathu,saniyana thooki baniyan le podarathu ect ect.'

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66 comments:

Susan said...

naye! panni!! rascal! u thnk u r a "miss universe" title holder tht u got al d rights to bring into light my pimples????!! dash no 1!!

Susan said...

comment no 2 awaitin!!
tom!! runnin outa time now!! lol

sidharth said...

#1 ur d most foolish person to degrade urself publicly cos wat all of dem said is true!
#2 u wer d one who suggested potty trainin for d birds! noodle head!
#3 Oly u cud com up wid somethin as goofy as dis blog hats off!
#4 Ur destined to b made fun of n u wil b cos ders no other gr8er 'elichaaavayu' dan u
#5 don delete dis blog it s ur best post! ;) :P

swathi paul(dew drop) said...

@susan
no public damage
@sid
#1but that does not make you the smartest human being alive
#2potty training was your idea.i can prove it
#3thanks but this post was not goofy at all
#4im not a "elichavaayi"
#5 this is not my best post.read the other posts you will know

Karthik said...

naan edhuvum sollala.. Aprom en pera pothu enakku nose cut kodukaava?? :P Naa college mudichiten.. Aana unna innum m147A la naan paarkala

MINATOR said...

amma thaye... u are in anna uni nee padips illa na vera ena?...

edhuku peru than sonda selavale suniyam vaikarathu,saniyana thooki baniyan le podarathu ect ect - loved it...

seriously i dont think you have many friends... you sound so mean

swathi paul(dew drop) said...

@minator
thanks .maybe you should stop being sooooooooooo judgemental and stop bothering about my social life(hope this sounds "mean")

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this is an unwanted comment irrelevant to the current post. sorry for mentioning this here, but i dunno hw to contact u... i've changed my number. jus replace 98843 with 95000 in my old number and the rest remains the same... i don hav ur number, tats wy here...

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