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Ten ways to waste time inside the exam hall if you are an enlightened soul like me and don’t really need any more knowledge. It was mass comm. paper. I dint even make an attempt to prepare as usual
And that’s the only reason I completed the three hour paper in one hour ten minutes (includes the ten minutes I was late).SO I had lots of time in hand. I felt ppl would think I was arrogant if I shoved my answer script to the invigilator and walked away. Plus I love scribbling something in my answer script till the last second .
10. Sharpen your brothers kutti pencil:
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If you are using a pen pencil (LEAD PENCIL) I don’t think it would be a good idea to sharp it.
9. Look at the shoes others /invigilator in the hall is wearing
8. Compare your photo on the hall ticket with the one in the smart card
I tried to find six differences between my photo in the ID card and the hall ticket. The only similarity I found between the photos were that I dint look good in both the photos(btw it was the same photo in both the places)
7. Write your answers in multi colored pen’s
This help’s esp. If you are one of those types who give a lot of importance to external appearance than inner beauty
6. Trying to establish eye contact with some one as clueless as you are and feel happy that your name is not going to be the only name gracing the arrear list. This helped me gain self confidence
5. Pity the girl/boy sitting behind you, who with out realizing the fact that you have not written anything meaningful in your paper excluding your name and roll no. asks you for an answer.
4. Try to figure out why the chief minister has two wives
3. Wondering how my brother/best friend would have done the exam
2. Soul searching: think about complicated things like life and fall asleep
1. Regret about not trying to learn for the exam. Promissing to oneself that this will never happen again and doing the above mentioned 9 things in the next exam also
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//10. Sharpen your brothers kutti pencil://
I don't even bring Pen to my exams!! :P
For us 1 1/2 hrs unit test!! 8.40-10.10
8.30- Enter coll, go to canteen
8.35- Order Dosa, Idli and eat
8.50- Reach Hall... Staffs asks you stand out as punishment (Idhukaka thaane latea vandoom!!)
8.55- Allows
8.55-9.05 Read question paper, trying to figure out what paper!!
9.05-9.10- Borrow, pen, pencil frm Juniior, classmate and put margin
9.10-9.15- Rub the margin you'd put (If done with pen, Use ink eraser or whitner)
9.15-9.20- put margin again
9.20-9.25 Fill details like Roll No, Sub code etc etc
9.25-9.30 Select which qn ought to be written
9.30-9.35 See what the junior is writing! any ideas that cn be implemented frm his paper
9.35-9.40 Search any dumb friend s like us
9.40-10.00 Write al ur thoughts
10.00-10.05 Put thread
10.05-10.10 Chk the wtach carefully and do resarch why it is running slow
Then come out of the hall, patting "hve 2 do better next time" If staff ask how have you done "Ya! fair ma'm"
Inside: Shuu!! Eppadi la samalikka vendi irukku!! Nalla ketaan ya kelvi ya!!
Atleast you make an attempt to write your internals.At anna university they consider only best two out of three internals marks.So Usually i'm the first one to give the paper away for the last internal test.My lecturer was shocked when i gave him a paper with just three sentences on it and walked out of the hall just five minutes after the exam started.
In our clg too we have best 2 out of three internals.. (All Engg coll stick to the same pattern), This is what i do for my 1st two internals... The third internal you walk in 5 mins, but i won't come 2 coll itself :P 3rd internal will be for 100 marks... 50 markuke eluda mudila... idula 100 markkku???
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hilarious :P
gainin momentum in bloggin! keep it up! lol
Swathi great work or
say research done by you.
You are great.
@ Swathi
Exam writing reading problem, the same harry Potter deal the same problem this chapter...
(puriyaati ask KAKI)...
@swathi
acutally it was a cool post really feel like laughin the whole day
@karthik
8.55-9.05 Read question paper, trying to figure out what paper!!
..which figure??? if it is anglish exam..
9.05-9.10- Borrow, pen, pencil frm Juniior, classmate and put margin
..if u r a fresher??
9.15-9.20- put margin again
..if u r given a ruled paper with margin??
@justin
thanks
if i have ruled paper i will tear the paper and try swollowing it.or ill try to shove it into justins mouth
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