Saturday, February 14, 2009

BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS

This is something I always wanted to do for my friends. This a peek into wat my friends are good at doing and wat makes them special. Now if each of my friend wrote a book wat would it be called??Read on to find out.btw I ve made a list of all my friends who frequent my blog. So if your name is not in this post plz ask me about your book name when I meet you:
YAMS:
1. Stocks, Market and Coffee, Rs 290 +taxes
2. Diaries of a teenager Rs 450 (all characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblances to people or places is coincidental)
3. Swathi the gr8/genius: a biography Rs 999 only
4. How to generate stress??????? Rs.340only
5. Clean your room in a day Rs.200 only
6. Romantic poems(not for sale)

Choo-choo:
1. God is gr8
2. God is gr8-2
3. Funny answers to irritate people
4. Guide to better English (spellings, pronunciation also includes a CD wit choo-choo’s peter)
5. Im a peter, you can b one too
6. How to create a computer virus (not for sale)
7. SWathi Paul: my inspiration in life
Pree:
1. Hair ,make-up and mascara
2. How to live on high heels
3. Child psychology (not for sale ,cos its about her behavior)
4. Recipies that kill (personal experience)
5. The frog and the pond (remember the news paper)
6. Nehru dynasty: myth and reality (no one knows the Nehru’s better than pree)
7. Pretty Paul: the most graceful person alive
Sam:
1. Gr8 things come in small packages
2. Jive and salsa: dancing alone
3 .scott and scrabby tales
4.maapu vacchitanya appu(our true stories)



Kalps:
1.show off( the vetti scene guide)
2. brushing the brush(hair care guide)
3. aayya and paaya

4.EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-man
SHRIYA:
1.tribal dressing made simple
2.wat not to wear and how to flaunt it
3.disecting your boy friend(relationship advice)
4.soul curry(cook book)


HARI PRIYA:
1.top your class in two weeks(i have a copy)
2.kolam
3.boring things made intresting(includes how to stay awake in class,take notes,work in anna fm ect ect)
4.good girls dictionary(happens ,i have such friends)
LANCELOT:
1.world's most dangerous man
2.learn spanish in 7 days
3.taureans are gr8(its about me)
4.liar to lawyer(the transition was not easy)
5.SWATHI PAUL:the best blogger alive
6.tickle me to death
KARTHIK:
1.gone in 69 seconds(one-sided love stories)
2.how not to narrate a story(incl. the lorror story blog)
SENIOR KARTHIK:
1.super singer(includes a CD of his songs )
2.initiating people to blogging
3.seven easy steps to a happy living
4.autobiography of a blogger
5.SWATHI PAUL:the best junior in the world
JUSTIN :
1.photos that tell tales
2.I'm a taurean ,just like swathi
3.friends,B'days and hostel life
4.how to keep quite when people irritate you( i think you are really tolerant Nd patient)
5.NITT:an insiders story






HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

14 comments:

Karthik said...

Me the firstu....

Karthik said...

I like kalpana's book a lot

kalpana said...

you forgot to mention one more book of mine swathi .....

how to kill swathi paul in ten different brutal ways .....( free to all those who have fallen victims to her idiocracy )

Karthik said...

//how to kill swathi paul in ten different brutal ways //

You must be caught by an auror and send to Azkhaban!!! Unforgivable curses!!!

Lancelot said...

@ Swats

semma semma semma creativity...why don't u make it as a tag and tag people :P :P :P...and is Cho Cho Edi anna's sister???

@ Kartik

nalla vella machan namma peru listla illa :P

@ kalpana

good one..I will help you...forget the unforgivable curses, I know how to tame a taurean... :P and also just wrote a psychotic script on torture (ask her for a copy) we can use that on her...

Lancelot said...

@ All

what books swats will write??

1) How to finish of quarter bottle of Romonav without Dad asking about it?

2) How to pretend you are not drunk?

3) How to write blogs on friends to vent the peelings?

4) sontha sellavil sooniyam vaipathu eppadi...

கா.கி said...

excellent post...
great creativity...
keep it up...

Justin vijesh said...

my name is not there :/

swathi paul(dew drop) said...

@ karthik
i dont want an auror to get kalpu.i will miss most of my fun at college.kalp's ku naai vandi pothum.auror romba too much
@kalp's
im sacred kalps .plz spare me
@lancelot
no comments.yep choo is your senior's sis.i will damage you in my next post.its a sabadam

Lancelot said...

@ swati


yeeeeeeeee I found it right...it seems the entire family can write books on the topics you said :P wish Edy anna read this :P


and enna damage panna innoru aallu poranthu varanum- periyaa mangamma sabadham try pannule...Kartik ippadi than try panni BOW vangunan...

Susan said...

thnx swats 4 d damage!

Susan said...

@kals: i wil join u 2 in writin d buk "how to kil swathi paul in 10 diff brutal ways"! coz we are pitied victims of her idiocracy:((

Lancelot said...

he hehe seems like ONE BOOK SO MANY AUTHORS :P

Lancelot said...

@ Makkal

i dunno anything about 3 & 5 meethi ellam othu karen....aama nee enna kalaikirennu sonna??? innum muyarchi pannu nalla varuvae mindla vechukiren...